On the day of my enemies death, the last thing they will see is their precious blog turn into this

This is still the worst theme I have ever seen, and I am happy to have not seen it in years.

Themes you get a veteran’s discount for recognising

why are raspy voices sexy? what evolutionary explanation might there possibly be for “you sound like you smoke twenty cigars a day for thirty years” to be sexually alluring to me?

The cat did it better 😳

Originally posted by nazariolahela

It's an illusion....

everything should cost one dollar, ten dollars, or one hundred dollars. a drinky drink is one dollar. a t shirt is ten dollars. rent is one hundred. i might be convinced to allow one thousand dollars for some very big purchases like a house. i get it, you're running a business. i'm not unreasonable.

OP didn't know you can't ignore a will just because you think it's unfair that your brother's friend got more than family

Not the brother's friend, his partner

Ooof

EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS

oh it just keeps getting worse folks

OH MY GODS YOU DIDNT INCLUDE THE BEST PART. HE LEFT MOST OF HIS MONEY TO HIS PARTNER OF 10 YEARS BECAUSE THE FAMILY DIDN'T APPROVE OF HIM FOR BEING GAY BECAUSE "RELIGION".

They think just because they paid medical bills and funeral costs they should get all the money. They clearly didn't sportive of his relationship. They said "I don't know how his partner got ahold of the will". He probably gave his partner a copy knowing that his religious family that didn't approve of him being gay suitor pull this crap.

LGBTQ+ community. If you cut your family out of the will, be sure that you give a copy of your will to your partner/chosen family that must of your money will go to. So your family can't try to pull this crap.

-fae

also your bank. make a fucking note for your bank letting them know that x persons - despite having blood in common with you - don't get to touch your money.

and make sure you specify the executor of your will - not a family member still close with pushy bigot relatives, a friend or your partner.

To those who think this ay be trolling I believe I found a new article:

did you guys see the poem from a couple of days ago in poetry dot org’s daily poem it was so good and a treat to read 

been thinking about it since i read it 

sick of living in a society that caters to and coddles morning people. if you're a morning person keep that to yourself, pervert

guys please im a twitter migrant what happened with that old dog sanctuary blog pls educate me

So there is a dog shelter(?) for senior dogs called Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary. They had a couple social media pages, among them a tumblr page. They'd repost posts from their Facebook about the different dogs at the shelter, very cute stuff. This goes on for months, it gets popular bc people love dogs. One day the blog (entirely out of the blue) posts "I just want to get dicked down again =/" and then never posts again. Everyone involved was like hey what the fuck so they messaged the Facebook page and they were like hey is the person running your tumblr page okay they've been acting real weird, and the person running the Facebook page was like huh??? We don't have a tumblr page????